THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
*sees good art*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program
when your day turns out unexpectedly well
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film
you win: nothing
what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
that awkward moment between birth and death
My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.