letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

image

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

Dude the gamecube sucked
Anonymous
 - when you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you
333,500 plays

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

jonasbrothers:

that awkward moment between birth and death 

phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.